Sauron in bid to lead Tea Party movement
Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to become the new figurehead of the US Tea Party movement, ousting Sarah Palin from her unofficial role. In a statement...
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‘President Trump’ would have fired Detroit
Donald Trump, billionaire businessman and star of the hit USA show The Apprentice has had to withdraw from the American Presidential race after it was revealed that he had plans to sack the troublesome...
View ArticleMan announces intention to boycott Diamond Jubilee celebrations
A 69-year-old Dewsbury man has said he will not take part in the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations. Fred Ashcroft has ignored every royal celebration since the Queen’s coronation in 1953, which he...
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God
Republican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming...
View ArticleTrump attacks Trump
Both Donald Trump supporters and his bitterest opponents alike are reeling from an extraordinary outburst during which the presidential candidate branded himself ‘a pathetically coiffured bald c#@t!’...
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Republican wives’ naked mud wrestling bout will settle which one is best
After all the mud-slinging of recent weeks Republican wives are stepping up to the mark to help their husbands gain ground in the nomination contest. With public rallies, TV debates and high velocity...
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